As a result, I have searched the web to bring you two cutting edge solutions.
If those wooden Ikea hangers made life intolerable, and if the hook on the back of your door sent you spiralling into depression then help is at hand.
The problem is once you’ve found the optimum ratio of garment to ivy, you’ll never be able to use that piece of clothing again.
Anyway, Ivy is now for sale! Hurrah. Click here for more information.
If the idea of sticking pieces of pointy plastic on your whitewashed living room wall is too revolutionary, then I have another solution that is right up your alley.
That’s right, they stick to metal.
And they’re all cool and angular and, for optimum uselessness, I think they even swivel!
Tragically, I don’t think these are available to the average consumer yet.
More information, though, is available here.